![]() Most likely to: Take a boomerang of you and your friends cheers-ing. In that case, you are evil and you will pay for your sins. Unless you’re the person who orders a round of cocktails when there’s only one staff member on and the bar is already six-deep. You love a little pick-me-up and although you’re a little basic, you’re really fun to be around. Most likely to: Name drop the private school they went to into every conversation.ĭon’t even TALK to you ’til you’ve had your morning coffee, amirite?! You never miss your round in the shout though, and for that, you’re a bloody top bloke. You’re trying to impress someone by drinking Whiskey (which tastes like pure gasoline) and WE GET IT. You’ve never set foot in a paddock but wear RM William’s boots everywhere you go. Most likely to: Be a sweet baby angel who deserves the world. For reals, you’ve probably saved your mate’s lives more times than they remember. Either you’re the deso driver, you’ve chosen not to drink tonight or alcohol just isn’t your jam - whatever the case may be, you’re the realest. You’re the real MVP and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise. You’re here for a good time, not a long time, and me and you, we are friends. You’ve made a commitment, haven’t you? You’re a bit of a bogan, but honestly, who isn’t? Most likely to: Smoke bomb to go home and eat pizza in bed. That’s OK though because you’re still a SKINNY legend! You will, however, drink them a little too quickly and lose count of how many you’ve chucked back. You’re smart for chasing your spirits with water, which is for sure not going to stain. Most likely to: Make friends with strangers in the bathroom. ![]() ![]() You’re constantly losing your friends but make up for that poor quality with being really good at dancing. ![]() The DJ telling you he doesn’t take requests won’t stop you from screaming in his face to, “PLAY DRUNK IN LOVE.” Most likely to: Try and drunkenly talk to me about politics. You’re a bit of a wild card, aren’t you? Are you just here for a quick beer with the boys after work, or are you going to settle in and get rugby league drunk? Who knows?!īut hey! You’re a bloody good bloke and almost always the best tipper so you and I are going to get along just fine. Most likely to: To form a lifelong friendship with me. You own loads of stain remover and can never wear white on a night out. Your night is going to go one of two ways: you’ll have a glass or two with some friends, then head home at a reasonable hour for a wholesome night in, or you’ll find yourself at 3AM scream-singing to Sk8er Boi at some dive bar you’ve never been to before. ![]()
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